1) Anytime Matric or Lyall make a vomiting noise, it means one of them came.
2) The number of pancakes is proportional to the number of terabytes of pr0n Mai has on a portable HD.
3) If Lyall's hands aren't visible, he's beating off.
4) If Lyall's hands are visible, he's trying to get Ramp to beat him off.
5) When Tsiife says "Naked time" he means it.
6) When Tsiife says "Naked time" he really fucking means it. Seriously, don't look because you'll see his dick.
7) There is always a new dick joke popping up.
8) Someone is always erect.
9) Your mom is a faggot.
10) Ketchup bottles are stand-ins for penises.
11) Matric really is that god damned dreamy.
Feel free to add whatever I missed. This is hard (like my penis) when I'm not in conversation. (Also like my penis.)
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2) There were only 15 pancakes.
5) What, you thought I was joking?
6) That's what you get for not believing me. ^.~
10) "Treat it like a penis" does not translate into "Hit it really hard until the red stuff comes out."
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