mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:37 PM):
*wanders around the crag, randomly killing orcs he spies*
Claire says (6:38 PM):
*Alby emerges from the telepoint, cradling something protectively in his arms, and looks around all surreptitious-like before diving down underneath the crag, giggling to himself*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:39 PM):
*bumps into alby as he jumps down* ack!
Caen'ir says (6:39 PM):
*turns his head at the sound of the giggling, extremely confused* Um...hello?
Claire says (6:39 PM):
Hey! WATCH it! *He says with some asperity, lurching forward*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:40 PM):
YOU jumped on MY head!! *frowns*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:41 PM):
*looks at what alby is holding* what's that?
Claire says (6:41 PM):
I didn't jump on anyone's head, THANK you very much! *He loftily informs Kohra* Maybe if you didn't have such a very POINTY noggin, you wouldn't find people wanting to sit on it.
Caen'ir says (6:42 PM):
Um... *listening to the argument below, seems unsure of whether or not he should interrupt*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:42 PM):
*grins broadly at alby*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:43 PM):
**he rummages around in his pack, pulling out his O-hat and putting it on* how's this?
Claire says (6:43 PM):
Oh, this? *He hides the wrapped parcel behind his back quickly* It's... a FIGMENT of your imagination. Wooooo~ *He makes a "mysterious noise" with his mouth*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:44 PM):
*crosses his arms in front of his chest* uh huh... -that's- believable
Mai Ikari says (6:44 PM):
*teleports in, and takes a look around, waving to Caenir, then noticing Alby and jumping down towards him* Alby!
Caen'ir says (6:45 PM):
Um....hello, Mai? *mostly to himself at this point, seeing as he's extremely confused as to what's going on*
Claire says (6:45 PM):
*He helpfully shifts the parcel to one hand, catching and swinging Mai around into him with his other arm* Well what do you know, it's raining hot chicks!
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:46 PM):
*steps back out of the way* jeeze!
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:46 PM):
*calls up to caenir* if you jump i'm not catching you!!
Claire says (6:46 PM):
Don't hate, just because I caught myself a hot chick.
Caen'ir says (6:47 PM):
...alright? *seems to have no intention of jumping*
Mai Ikari says (6:47 PM):
*clinging to Alby* So where have you been? And what's this thing? *pokes at the imaginary parcel*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:47 PM):
*cranes his neck around, trying to look behind Alby's back at the parcel*
Claire says (6:48 PM):
*He promptly re-hides the parcel behind his back* What thing? I don't see any "thing" here. Just... a figment of your imagination! Woooo~ *mysterious noise*
whmseik@yahoo.com says (6:48 PM):
*heads up the path away from Jugner Forest and towards the crag, arms folded behind her head and staring up at the sky in thought*
Caen'ir says (6:48 PM):
What are you talking about, Alberic? *he sounds even more confused, wondering what shenanigans are occurring down below*
Mai Ikari says (6:49 PM):
*laughs* Well, if you say so. *to Caenir* And we're just talking about this thing behind Alby's back that doesn't actually exist.
Claire says (6:49 PM):
I'm not talking about... anything! Just a figment of your imagination! Woooo~
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:49 PM):
*tries to step behind Alby's back*
Caen'ir says (6:50 PM):
So...we're discussing something behind Alberic's back that doesn't really exist and is just a figment of our imaginations? *seems half-tempted to continue and add the "Whooo~" to the end*
Claire says (6:50 PM):
*He turns around, Mai in his arms, so that he's always facing Kohra* .... Quit trying to stare at my ass, Kohra. I will NOT let you stick it in.
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:51 PM):
*puts his hands on his hips and mock-pouts* but i want to!!
Claire says (6:51 PM):
I'm married, Kohra! *He says loudly* I like vagoo, what can I say? Peen up the butt isn't my thing.
Mai Ikari says (6:51 PM):
*looks over to Kohra* Didn't we already cover this in Sandy? If anybody's gonna put it in Alby, it'll be me with a dildo. And he's not interested anyway.
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:52 PM):
how do you know if you haven't tried it? *tries to sidestep again behind Alby*
Caen'ir says (6:52 PM):
U-um.... *seems to decide this is not a part of the conversation he wants to take part in, steers clear of it*
Claire says (6:53 PM):
*He keeps turning with Kohra, his expression long-suffering*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:54 PM):
*steps forward, attempting to grab alby in a bearhug*
Mai Ikari says (6:55 PM):
*is in the way of a bearhug, does not want to be part of a bearhug, and shoves out with one hand towards Kohra*
Claire says (6:55 PM):
*He puts down Mai to keep Kohra away, then turns away, stroking the parcel with a giggle*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:55 PM):
*gets shoved in the chest, knocking the air out of his lungs*
Caen'ir says (6:56 PM):
Um....so, uh, Alberic....what are we "imagining"?
whmseik@yahoo.com says (6:56 PM):
*pauses in front of the crag area after spotting the others, letting one arm drop to her side and waving with the other* Hi guys.
Caen'ir says (6:56 PM):
*in Seik's general direction* Hello, Seik.
Claire says (6:57 PM):
Seik! *He bounds over to her and scoops her up in a hug, juggling the parcel too*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:57 PM):
*tries to get a better look at what Alby has* hi seik. *distractedly*
Caen'ir says (6:57 PM):
*gets up and walks down the stairs, down towards where all the ruckus is, instead of bounding down like the previous couple people*
Mai Ikari says (6:58 PM):
*moves between any attempt Kohra makes to get close to Alby or look at the package, grinning somewhat*
whmseik@yahoo.com says (6:58 PM):
*seems a little surprised but smiles, hugging back* Hi Alberic, how have you been?
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (6:59 PM):
*tries to scowl at Mai but ends up grinning instead*
Claire says (6:59 PM):
Peachy-keen, cutiepie. Hmmm, I'm hungry now. How're you and your man-friend? *He ruffles Seik's hair*
Mai Ikari says (7:00 PM):
*grins wider, and adopts a wide stance like a sumo wrestler* If he says it's your imagination, it's -clearly- your imagination. So stop trying to get up his butt!
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:01 PM):
*rummages around in his pack and pulls out a catnips mouse,. dangling it in front of mai for a minute, he then tosses it off to the side, away from alby*
whmseik@yahoo.com says (7:02 PM):
I haven't seen him for a few days. But I think he is okay. *shakes he head slightly at having her hair ruffled*
Mai Ikari says (7:02 PM):
*wide eyes, ears and tail twitching, trying very hard to resist the catnip*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:03 PM):
*pulls out another one, and tosses it over with the other*
Claire says (7:03 PM):
*He goes over to the catnip mouse then stuffs it into his pants, then catches the second one and does the same*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:03 PM):
*bursts out laughing*
Caen'ir says (7:03 PM):
*approaching the group, shaking his head, an amused smile playing on his face*
Mai Ikari says (7:04 PM):
*immediately goes for the catnip in Alby's pants*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:04 PM):
*takes the opportunity to get closer to alby's "package"*
Claire says (7:06 PM):
*He smirks as his wife basically starts nosing at his crotch in front of everyone, and dodges Kohra's attempt to grab his... parcel* Quit it, Kohra.
Caen'ir says (7:07 PM):
*listening curiously to the sounds of what's going on, still a bit confused at what, specifically, is going on*
Mai Ikari says (7:07 PM):
*pulls both mice out of Alby's pants, pokes once at his pants, then starts chewing on the mice*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:09 PM):
Quit what? *teasingly* you're clearly imagining things Alby.
Claire says (7:09 PM):
Awww.... *He sounds disappointed when Mai takes the mice out of his pants* And clearly I'm not imagining you getting all up ins my personal space, Kohra.
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:10 PM):
*takes a huge step forward* like this?
Caen'ir says (7:10 PM):
Um...Seik? What's going on, right now?
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:10 PM):
Alby has an imaginary package! *he says very loudly*
Mai Ikari says (7:11 PM):
*thinks while chewing, puts one mouse back in Alby's pants, holding the other in her mouth, and gets between Alby and Kohra again*
whmseik@yahoo.com says (7:11 PM):
*one ear droops out of confusion* I just got here Caenir. I really have no idea.
Caen'ir says (7:12 PM):
So...it's akin to the usual, then.
Claire says (7:12 PM):
Oh Maaaai~ *He purrs at her back* I've got catnip in my crotch. Here, kitty kitty.
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:13 PM):
*nods* yes, no one can see it! *grinning at alby*
Caen'ir says (7:13 PM):
*puts a hand to his head, shaking it*
Claire says (7:15 PM):
*He starts dancing, grinding his crotch at Mai, doing little hip-thrusts, holding his parcel up over his head*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:15 PM):
*sits down, elbows on his knees, chin in his hands and watches the show*
Mai Ikari says (7:15 PM):
Mut if I go afer fat one, Kora will fe in fa way afain. *talking with mouth full*
Mai Ikari says (7:16 PM):
*though paying very close attention*
Claire says (7:17 PM):
*He pulls down his pants to the point where the mouse's tail is visible over his waistband, still grooving* Ooh baby, ooh baby~ *singing*
Caen'ir says (7:19 PM):
*opens his mouth as if to ask, but just as quickly closes it once more*
Mai Ikari says (7:20 PM):
*mouse drops to the floor, stares for a moment, then dives at him*
Claire says (7:21 PM):
*He laughs and pets Mai's head, letting her retrieve the mouse* You're adorable. I'd say let's go home and fuck, but there's kids around.
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:22 PM):
*mock-shock* you have kids?
Claire says (7:22 PM):
Not yet, Kohra.
Caen'ir says (7:22 PM):
*doesn't bother arguing he's not a kid to Alberic, having already given up that argument*
Mai Ikari says (7:22 PM):
Mut you fad it anyway. *nods, chewing on the mouse only half-removed from his pants*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:23 PM):
YET?! you can't seriously be thinking of being a father?
Claire says (7:23 PM):
*He gives Kohra a mildly perplexed look* My dear Kohra, for one thing, why shouldn't I be a father? I'd be like... the coolest dad on the block.
Caen'ir says (7:23 PM):
Alberic would be a fine father, I'm sure. A bit...odd, but still.
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:23 PM):
*looks horror-stricken*
Mai Ikari says (7:24 PM):
*is not looking in Kohra's direction or there would be punching*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:24 PM):
*opens his mouth to say something, then promptly changes his mind*
Claire says (7:24 PM):
And secondly, unless the future changes again, Mai's not getting pregnant til right before I shuffle off this mortal coil anywho. *He pats Mai absently on the head* So whomever her next beau will be will get to do all the responsible parenting.
Mai Ikari says (7:25 PM):
*ears droop for a moment, but perk back up at the petting*
whmseik@yahoo.com says (7:26 PM):
*goes to sit down on the crag steps, looking up for a moment at the parcel Alby is holding*
Claire says (7:27 PM):
*He tilts his head to the side, looking almost sad for a moment--not at what he said, but at everyone's reactions, his gaze lingering longest on Kohra. Then he detaches the mouse from his pants, poking it into Mai's mouth, and strolls off*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:28 PM):
ok...so seriously. what's the thing? *points to the burlap-wrapped package in alby's hand*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:28 PM):
*gets up, trotting over to Alby* what's wrong Alby?
Caen'ir says (7:29 PM):
*seems confused* What's going on?
Claire says (7:29 PM):
*He doesn't answer Kohra, already halfway to the Jugner zone*
Mai Ikari says (7:30 PM):
*chases after Alby, not showing much sign of reaction*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:31 PM):
*reaches for alby's "non-package" arm*
Caen'ir says (7:31 PM):
*follows the sounds of footsteps as best he can, unsure of the situation*
Claire says (7:32 PM):
*He shies away from either Mai or Kohra touching him*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:33 PM):
*out of breath* Alby! what's going on with you?
Claire says (7:33 PM):
*He stops, looking back at Kohra, his expression difficult to read--perhaps angry, perhaps just lonely*
Mai Ikari says (7:34 PM):
*follows close beside Alby, keeping just enough distance so he doesn't shy away again*
Caen'ir says (7:34 PM):
*has a bit of trouble keeping up, but tries his best not to fall too far behind the sound of Mai's footfalls*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:34 PM):
*stops, trying to catch his breath and looking up at Alby perplexed*
Claire says (7:35 PM):
What, does it blow your mind when you're a dick to someone and they actually do something about it, Kohra? *His tone is more pitying than angry*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:35 PM):
why...are you... always...running away...for me? *huffs*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:36 PM):
what... are you...talking about?
Claire says (7:36 PM):
Gee, let's think. *He puts on a mock-pensive expression, humming the Jeopardy! theme* Could it be.... that you were a dick to me?
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:37 PM):
*looks up, confused*
Claire says (7:38 PM):
Wow, you really DON'T get it. Let me spell it out for you. W-H-A-T Y-O-U S-A-I-D W-A-S R-E-A-L-L-Y F-U-C-K-I-N-G R-U-D-E. *He sketches out the letters in the air*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:38 PM):
when?!
Claire says (7:38 PM):
And unlike Caenir, I don't take it when you get like that.
Claire says (7:39 PM):
*He gives Kohra an angrily withering look* When did I leave?
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:39 PM):
about being a father? come on alby, you're as much in line to be a good father as i am!
Mai Ikari says (7:40 PM):
*glares at Kohra, and hugs Alby*
Claire says (7:40 PM):
*He smirks a moment--then rears back and spits in Kohra's face, before turning and walking off again*
Caen'ir says (7:40 PM):
Alberic may be eccentric at times, but he'd make a wonderful father. *his voice holds a slight note of anger*
Mai Ikari says (7:41 PM):
*follows again*
Caen'ir says (7:42 PM):
*hearing footsteps going away once more, turns to the general direction of Kohra's voice and addresses him calmly* Kohra.
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:42 PM):
*stares off blankly for a moment, then shouts, wiping the spit off his face* i can just see you both getting parent of the year. Miss punch -a-lot teaching her kid to...punch things and you teaching them how to talk to furniture!! *turns around and storms off*
Claire says (7:43 PM):
*He flips off Kohra over his shoulder and keeps walking*
Caen'ir says (7:43 PM):
*quickly follows after Kohra, trying to catch up to him, trusting Mai to comfort Alby*
Mai Ikari says (7:43 PM):
Don't listen to him Alby.... *one fist clenched*
Caen'ir says (7:44 PM):
Kohra! *moving as quickly as he can to keep up with his footsteps, risks a grab at where he /hopes/ Kohra's arm is*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:45 PM):
*allows his arm to be grabbed, but keeps walking*
Caen'ir says (7:45 PM):
*tries to pull Kohra to a stop, succeeding only in being dragged along* Stop it!
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:45 PM):
*whirls on Caenir, accidentally knocking him over* STOP WHAT CAENIR?!
Claire says (7:46 PM):
*He stops, tilting his head, then looks at Mai* Go help Caenir. *It's not a request, it's clearly an order*
Caen'ir says (7:46 PM):
*knocked over, he maintains a look of suprise for a moment before scrambling up uncerimoniously, looking rather angry* Stop what? Stop WHAT?! Stop being a jackass to my friends!
Mai Ikari says (7:47 PM):
Uh... *nods, lowering her head* Okay.
Caen'ir says (7:47 PM):
Who the HELL tells someone they'd make a horrible parent like that?! Alberic may be odd at times, but he'd make a DAMN fine father! *he pokes at where he believes Kohra's chest to be*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:47 PM):
if he can't handle the truth, that's his problem.
Caen'ir says (7:47 PM):
The truth? The truth is that you're even more blind than /I/ am if you can't see Alberic would be a fine parent!
Caen'ir says (7:48 PM):
Eccentricities don't equate to parenting skills, I /know/ Alberic would do anything in his power to keep any child of his safe.
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:48 PM):
caenir, he has a dragon taking over his mind. how long before bahamut decides to roast his kid for fun?
Caen'ir says (7:49 PM):
I somehow doubt that Bahamut would do that. *he's speaking with a strained tone, as though he's patiently explaining something to a child*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:49 PM):
uh-huh, yeah, /that's/ believable.
Caen'ir says (7:50 PM):
If Bahamut killed his child, it would be problematic for HIM. He would not do that.
Mai Ikari says (7:50 PM):
LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! *covering her ears with her hands, then drops them* Am I right, Kohra?
Claire says (7:50 PM):
*Alberic heads into Jugner, letting everyone else fight it out*
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:51 PM):
*looks up at mai* oh, come back to punch me for good measure? well, here i am, get it over with then fuck off.
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:52 PM):
*stands with his hands on his hips, tapping his foot*
Caen'ir says (7:52 PM):
*gritting his teeth slightly* Kohra. I told you to stop it already.
Mai Ikari says (7:52 PM):
No, I came back because Alby said to. If I punch you, you'll get off to it.
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:53 PM):
fine. you two done? *turns to leave*
Caen'ir says (7:53 PM):
Are you going to leave my friends be?
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (7:54 PM):
you're the one that stopped me caen'ir, i have nothing more to say. *calls over his shoulder while walking towards the chocobo rentals*
Caen'ir says (7:55 PM):
Nnn... *putting a hand to his head, seems to be developing a slight headache* Is Alberic okay, Mai?
Mai Ikari says (7:56 PM):
I think so... Thanks for trying to knock some sense into him.
Caen'ir says (7:57 PM):
I didn't. I was trying to talk some sense into him. It seems that I lost my temper, though....sorry.
mister_anatole_x@yahoo.ca says (8:01 PM):
*rents a chocobo and makes for ronfaure*
Mai Ikari says (8:01 PM):
Didn't really sound like it.
Caen'ir says (8:02 PM):
Well, I did...
whmseik@yahoo.com says (8:02 PM):
*Seik is still sitting back at the crag, tapping her heels on a lower step and staring off into space, though she watches for a moment as Kohra runs past*
Mai Ikari says (8:03 PM):
All I heard was you saying perfectly reasonable things, and Kohra sticking his fingers in his ears and yelling LA LA LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Caen'ir says (8:04 PM):
I guess...
Mai Ikari says (8:06 PM):
*pokes at Caenir* What happened to that earlier enthusiasm? Was kinda nice to hear you talking like you really cared.
Caen'ir says (8:07 PM):
*squirms away from the poke* W-well, he was being a jerk to Alberic when Alberic didn't deserve that treatment at all...he didn't seem to understand that, so I figured I should set him straight on the matter.
Mai Ikari says (8:10 PM):
It's like arguing with a cermet wall, I know. Again, thanks for trying, did a better job than I could.
Caen'ir says (8:11 PM):
It was no problem...just sorry I didn't seem to get through to him. *sounds apologetic*
Mai Ikari says (8:12 PM):
*shrugs* Like I said, cermet wall. I can't get through to him, Alby can't get through to him, -you- can't get through to him, doubt anybody actually can.
Mai Ikari says (8:12 PM):
Besides maybe Kreoss, but that doesn't seem likely to happen.
Caen'ir says (8:13 PM):
Well...maybe we just need to try some more?
Mai Ikari says (8:14 PM):
Maybe. Throw something at the wall enough times and maybe it'll stick.
Caen'ir says (8:16 PM):
I...guess that's /one/ way of putting it.
Mai Ikari says (8:19 PM):
*glances back at Jugner, looking worried*
Caen'ir says (8:19 PM):
I guess there's no point in staying here, now...
Caen'ir says (8:19 PM):
I'm going to go back to the crag, Mai.
Mai Ikari says (8:20 PM):
I'lll... go looking for Alby again. See ya Cae.
Caen'ir says (8:21 PM):
Seeya later, Mai. *heads off in the general direction of the crag, once more*
I think I got all of the OOC and major spelling errors out of there.
~Mai~
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